• Written By: Mackenzie/Walker

Footy footy
All I wanna do is
Footy footy
All I wanna kick is
Footy footy
Catch the ball, kick play on! /
Crumb the ruck, run, handball!
Footy footy
Footy! Footy! footy!

Ang Cristou, Che Cockatoo-Collins,
Phillip Matera, Gavin Wanganeen,
Gary Moorcroft, Aussie Jones,
Bruce Doull The Flying Doormat,
Spider Everett, Spider Burton,
Craig Bradley,
The 1995 Carlton football team

Footy footy
Footy footy
Footy footy
Footy footy

Diesel Williams, Dale Kickett,
Sticks Kernahan, Darren Jarman,
Chad Rintoul, Ashley Sampi,
Mick Martin, Clint Bizzell,
The Brisbane Bears,
Aaron Hamill, everyone…

I'm gonna go down to Waverley Park
I'm gonna sit on the wing
I'm gonna eat a pie
I'm gonna buy a footy record for a dollar fifty
I'm gonna have a full strength beer ya girl
I'm gonna take a specky
I'm gonna kick a banana
I'm gonna eat a banana
I am gonna love every second of it
I hate what this game has become.